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Laugh My Freakin Pants Off

A more extreme version(indicating more laughterness) of LMAO.

Considered, by some discerning gamesters, to indicate MORE laughterness than even LMFAO!

The word, 'freakin' may also be substituted with other 'f' words such as, 'flippin' 'flappy' or 'fuckin'
Its' all a matter of personal preference, imo!
Simplyknitting> Oh shit! I just attacked my freakin Thorn neighbour instead of that lvl 5 npc! Typed the wrong coords in!

Gobbledegook> lol you dumb ass noob, sk! ROFL and Laugh My Freakin Pants Off :)

mighty cale>Awww SK! But yeah, GG, i just gotta LMFPO too! *sigh now we gotta get sk outta the shit!*

It has also been known too add the word 'big' and/or 'Smelly' into the mix. I feel this is quite acceptable i.e. Laugh My Freakin Big Smelly Pants Off.

Other variations may include the use of a relatives' pants:-

Laugh My Mothers Freakin Big Flappy Pants Off

Laugh My Sisters' Smelly Pants Off

Laugh My Grandads' Freakin Smelly Big Flappy Pants Off

But it can all get a bit out of hand and become too cumbersome! LMGFSBFPO! :)
by SimplyKnitting July 17, 2010
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Suck my dick shit lips

An expression one commonly uses after having anal sex and going arse to mouth.
After pulling his cock out of her arse, Joe said to Mary, "suck my dick shit lips". He then proceeded to put his cock in her mouth
by Matteo Evandro September 6, 2016
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dropping my friends off at the pool

Dropping friends off at the pool- verb

Taking a poop!
Also : Drop my friends off at the pool
Its a much nicer way for someone to say I gotta use the bathroom. Applies to all ages and both sexes.
Kids love it.

Also great way to add 15 minutes to your arrival time.
I am running late. I am dropping my friends off at the pool.
by jesRika July 17, 2017
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Bitch Fuck Outta My Ass

A phrase that is said in disgust or resentment, usually used when someone you hate asks you to do something.
"Hey, Richard. Can you get me some milk?"
"Bitch fuck outta my ass."
by Ketysk June 7, 2018
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Driving me up my nuts

Conflation of the expressions drive me up a wall and driving me nuts. Basically when someone is annoying you so intensely it's almost like they're kicking you in the balls. Hence the reference to the word "nuts."
Co-worker: How's the project with Amy coming along?
Me: Holy moly ... she's really driving me up my nuts. I can't stand her constantly changing her mind about everything.
by naughtybynature June 28, 2019
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Wanna hop in my white van?

It's what pedos say.
I got candy, so, wanna hop in my white van?
by xWhoCaresxXdumb July 21, 2019
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Tickle my balls with a brass pheasant

The art of tickling a golden retrievers balls with a brass pheasant.
I won the lottery today,well tickle my balls with a brass pheasant
by Phil& Marley April 3, 2019
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