talk shit get vored!

a parody on the phrase "talk shit get hit" or wishing said person who has been talking shit would get gulped right down someones throat yum yum

talk shit get vored! talk shit get vored!

by cottonc July 16, 2017

Mexicanoing the shit out of something

Adj
pronounced/ meh-hee-cah-no-ing

Mexicanoing the shit out of something is a sentence used( typically by Hispanics/Latinos) when working on a project (that would normally take the common folk hours to complete) in order to ease the amount of time said task is to be done.

Mexicans are said to be hard workers, therefore the term "mexicanoing the shit out of something" is commonly used as a way to imply that things need to be done in a rapid manner.

The dishwasher at the restaurant quit in the middle of service therefore Junior and Ellis are going to be Mexicanoing the shit out of something (the dish pit) at the end of the night

by Overwatch Weeb February 12, 2018

Shit me sideways with a screwdriver

Something to scream when you stub your toe or headbutt a doorframe

*Stubs toe*
"SHIT ME SIDEWAYS WITH A SCREWDRIVER"
*walks on like nothing happened"

by Legitnotspam March 29, 2015

Shit Stirrer of the Highest Order

A person that excel in Shit Stirring. While a group of people may be known for Shit Stirring, this person is the leader of the pack.

Tech #1: Bob in Accounting called, he is unhappy with his computer again !

Tech #2: He is the Shit Stirrer of the Highest Order (SSOTHO) for a PITA department.

Tech #1: Yeah Buddy !

by Macpony December 4, 2013

Neater than owl shit

"Neater than owl shit" is a phrase which describes the overwhelming-neatness of something.

Person 1: "Look at the moon tonight."
Person 2: "That's neater than owl shit."

by Cactus-137 December 23, 2017

Shit Slonked Silly Style

When you ask a girl to give you some normal gawk gawk, but she fuck yo shit up all the way silly style. Getting your shit slonked silly style is considered a privilege.

Man 1: Man i went over to Vanessa's last night, she Slonked my shit Silly Style!
Man 2: Did you really get your Shit Slonked Silly Style?
Man 1: Oh yeah. It was glorious.

She slonked my shit silly style.
I got my shit slonked silly style.

by The silly Slonker June 1, 2023

poo poo shit dick

What you get if you have anal sex and your partner shits on your penis.

"Oh my god, Jodie shat on my penis last night."
"Damn, sounds like you got a case of poo poo shit dick."

by Chase Manley October 24, 2006