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Bite My Shiney Metal Ass

Bob: Bite my shiney metal ass!
John: There is no 'e' in shiny.
Bob: Screw you college boy.
by Kamalyko December 31, 2005
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a dog ran in front of my car

When a law enforcement officer is transporting a total A-hole prisoner in the back of his/her patrol car and they hit the brakes suddenly, causing the prisoner to smack his face on the cage/screen.
Suspect: “That’s police brutality!” Officer: “Sorry about that! A dog ran in front of my car..." 😂
by yyuryyubicuryy4me December 2, 2018
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should i do my homework

No. Don’t Do your Homework, because homework is Just Bullshit.
Becky: Should I do my homework?

Liz:No.
by Don’tAskForMyName October 23, 2019
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pet my poopie

slang term for suck my dick, or play with my cat. only used by Special Blend (the band) and it is copywritten as our trademark
Hey Robert, pet my poopie
by mike March 16, 2003
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Oh my damn You Fine

1)A self explanatory statement
2)Phrase used when something is appealing
3)Compliment The equivalent of Damn Girl or Your Hot.
Girl:Hay!
Boy: Oh my damn you fine!
Girl:Thanks.
by O-Sizzle fo shizzle March 8, 2009
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Shawty's like a melody in my head

that I cant keep out, got me singing like " Na na na na" Everyday
Shawty's like a melody in my head that I cant keep out, got me singing like " Na na na na" Everyday, Its like my ipods stuck on replay "re - ouuu - ou- ou - ou - ou-ou-ou-ou"
by MaximusIsHereNow August 23, 2020
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Makes My Ass Crave Buttermilk

The reaction your ass has when someone does something so amazingly retarded and annoying you don't know what to do with your self.
Damn, Johnny was supposed clean the bathroom floor but all he did was smear the shit around! That makes my ass crave buttermilk!
by thefozinator October 29, 2011
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