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human piece of dog shit

Brian thibeault is a human piece of dog shit, all he does is live at his moms house and walking masturbation.
by Dogs anal April 22, 2016
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Jesus Christ shit fuck

What goes through your mind when you are trying to watch a program and the person with the remote keeps rewinding, pausing,and playing segments back in slow motion
Jesus Christ shit fuck.... I wish Sean's dad would put the remote down... It will be two in the fucking morning before Americas got talent is over
by Super jo jo and friends July 20, 2016
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fuck you and your shit

The purpose of saying this in meaning will tell your victim that they should fuck them selves and their shit is fuck.
by benjigraal June 6, 2020
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talk shit get vored!

a parody on the phrase "talk shit get hit" or wishing said person who has been talking shit would get gulped right down someones throat yum yum
talk shit get vored! talk shit get vored!
by cottonc July 16, 2017
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national piece of shit day

October 7th Is National ‘Piece of Shit’ Day.

On this day feel free to let your true feelings show, as no one can tell you not to. It’s a holiday. Post that person that fucked your gf, post that person who spit on your moms grave, post that person who didn’t give you $5 back after they said “I’ll pay you back tomorrow” 24 times.
Friend: “dude it’s National piece of shit day!”
Piece of shit: “what? No way!”
Friend: “yea, that’s why I posted your face on snap”
by FunnyFatMan2002 October 6, 2023
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I Don’t give A Shit!

by Makkyak May 1, 2020
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I put that shit on everything

Definition: a profession of absolute honesty from one person to another. It is a variation of the phrase, "I put that shit on everything that I love."

Origin: Unknown. However, the phrase is extremely popular in the Southeastern United States, particularly in Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisana. Since hot sauce (or pepper sauce) is so popular in these states, hot sauce manufacturer, Frank's Red Hot, uses it as their official slogan.

Variations:
"On God"
"On everything"
"Put that on something"
"I put that on my momma/grandmomma"
Me: Bro, I don't know what happened to your wallet.
You: I don't believe you. I think you're lying...
Me: I don't have it, serious. I PUT THAT SHIT ON EVERYTHING!
by thetillmansneakerreview January 30, 2021
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