Two Shit Tradeoff

when one person places his anus right onto their partners anus and defecates in the partner's anus. The partner then defecates the feces back into the original anus. The two take turns shitting into each others asses

Dude me and my gf just did a Two Shit Tradeoff

by Mallikizzle August 4, 2008

shits hitting the fan

when you pick up poo and lob it in a fan and it sprays everywhere -

On xbox live:
Marc: OMG shits hitting the fan!
Steve: Oh no it must be spraying everywhere!

by Baldykaine February 14, 2012

Dog Shit Centeral

A place or area that turns out to be or is more boring than expected

The Tramshed is fuckin Dog Shit Central

by Barry Pap April 29, 2003

real thug shit

real thug shit is where gay niggers are twerking, that's some real thug shit.

holy shit! that's some real thug shit right there!

by gayassfaggotkidpounder445 June 30, 2021

Depth charge (shit term)

When you take a shit and a nugget falls and hits the water causing a collumn of water to shoot back up and hit your asshole

Damnit, I hate depth charges, the water is always so cold it makes my asshole pucker

by Your mom April 28, 2004

jesus brick-shitting christ

An expression meant to convey extreme surprise or disgust with a situation.

Ex 1: (Realizing you've been robbed). You: Jesus brick-shitting christ, they even took the toaster!

by Slick Bastard December 14, 2006

I put that shit on everything

Definition: a profession of absolute honesty from one person to another. It is a variation of the phrase, "I put that shit on everything that I love."

Origin: Unknown. However, the phrase is extremely popular in the Southeastern United States, particularly in Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisana. Since hot sauce (or pepper sauce) is so popular in these states, hot sauce manufacturer, Frank's Red Hot, uses it as their official slogan.

Variations:
"On God"
"On everything"
"Put that on something"
"I put that on my momma/grandmomma"

Me: Bro, I don't know what happened to your wallet.
You: I don't believe you. I think you're lying...
Me: I don't have it, serious. I PUT THAT SHIT ON EVERYTHING!

by thetillmansneakerreview January 30, 2021