mexican shit rocket

When you freeze a turd out of last nights dinner and use it as a dildo.

Hi darling I made you a mexican shit rocket out of that lovely meal you cooked last night. I wanted to show you exactly how much pleasure it gave me to eat it by giving you an equal amount of pleasure.

by Professor Mark Bishop September 2, 2011

Two Shit Tradeoff

when one person places his anus right onto their partners anus and defecates in the partner's anus. The partner then defecates the feces back into the original anus. The two take turns shitting into each others asses

Dude me and my gf just did a Two Shit Tradeoff

by Mallikizzle August 4, 2008

real thug shit

real thug shit is where gay niggers are twerking, that's some real thug shit.

holy shit! that's some real thug shit right there!

by gayassfaggotkidpounder445 June 30, 2021

Dog Shit Centeral

A place or area that turns out to be or is more boring than expected

The Tramshed is fuckin Dog Shit Central

by Barry Pap April 29, 2003

Depth charge (shit term)

When you take a shit and a nugget falls and hits the water causing a collumn of water to shoot back up and hit your asshole

Damnit, I hate depth charges, the water is always so cold it makes my asshole pucker

by Your mom April 28, 2004

jesus brick-shitting christ

An expression meant to convey extreme surprise or disgust with a situation.

Ex 1: (Realizing you've been robbed). You: Jesus brick-shitting christ, they even took the toaster!

by Slick Bastard December 14, 2006

Shit in your own backyard

Not fucking/ doing sexual stuff with someone who is in your work group/ goes to the same school/ sporting club etc.

“Don’t go shitting in your own backyard, it’ll bite you in the ass.” Shit in your own backyard.

by nobbies101 September 2, 2020