scrottage cheese

A build up of sour cheesy substances around the scrotal area caused by a reluctance/failure to scrub the nut-sack regularly.

"Wash your balls son! Your scrottage cheese is stinking the house out!"

by smeg man September 3, 2009

cheese queef

Alternative to douchebag. An annoying, stupid person that garners more attention than they are worth.

Also, a queef that results in cheesy discharge.

"Look at that douchebag over there thinking he's so cool on his heelies...He's no douchebag, that's a cheese queef!"

by schloops March 10, 2009

cheese feet

a pair of smelly feet owned by a little young girl

get those cheese feet of me

by astro donger May 8, 2005

Breast Cheese

The build up of dead skin, lint, dirt, etc. that accumulates in the moist regions under a large sagging breast due to improper cleaning.

That ho had some nasty smelling breast cheese.

by ATL Breastman October 6, 2008

naked cheese

Cash; Cold, hard, cash.

This bitch tried to put her hands on my naked cheese!

by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007

Cottage Cheesing

Cottage Cheesing is when you suck off an old guy and then spit the cum into a jar, let it harden, then chisel it out and smoke it. Then as your smoking it, it runs down your throat giving you a warm sensation throughout your entire body. It is called "cottage cheese" Because as it's settling in the jar it resembles cottage cheese.

Guy #1: Hey man, want to go cottage cheesing?

Guy #2: Sure I know where a bunch of old guys hang out, it's a great spot!

Guy #1: Awesome! I'm starting to run out of cum!

Guy #2: Ya me too!

by MarkLP May 11, 2010

Cheese tits

1. (n) The condition that arises when sweat is produced between a pair of big tits and a cheesy odor arises. The odor produced has been said to smell like goat or feta cheese. This condition is usally cured by putting deoderant between and under a set of big breats.

After Jane goes for an hour run with those d-cups of hers, she gets a serious case of Cheese tits.

by Nikki4mets August 24, 2006