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Wet Wife

A wife that wipes her juices on her husbands face
“Bro my girl is a wet wife and I love it
by Yonder’s December 20, 2025
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Boutique Wife

A woman married to a wealthy man who operates a small retail shop or boutique that consistently operates at a loss, yet remains open indefinitely thanks to her husband's financial support. The boutique functions less as a viable business and more as an expensive hobby or vanity project.
"He's dropping six figures a year so his boutique wife can play entrepreneur three days a week."
by daddyzee December 27, 2025
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Sister Wife

a biological sister whom is your wife, girlfriend or lover. Typically seen amongst white southern rural Americans.
Spud: bi ie be bickie bo boobie cletus I swear to god if you done looked at my johnny rebel album record collection!

Cletus: Oh I did more than just look!

Spud: Bie ei ouh bickie bi bo boobie! Cletus I swear to god if you done TOUCHED my Johnny Rebel album record collection! Thats the closest damn thing I have to a sister wife!
by Bassnium.exe December 29, 2025
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Slut-wife

Squaw; meaning an aboriginal wife

Moden day slut- wives are a gang and diatribe phenomena in organized crime syndicates and motor cycle clubs, used as a gang initiations to that organization. The aboriginal women are used for their matriarchal tribe of family status to create a new diatribe or 'gang' , chapter. In some cases the women are compensated, as forced prostitution. However, In some cases such as "the lost souls", the matriarch is stalked and raped for diatribe / status as a sex slave. These women are slut shamed and demonized party due to systemic tribal mysogeny and partly to shut down the victum. These women are not long lived.

My Nation hasn't practiced this in centuries because of forced prostitution and sex slavery in the fancy-girl trade, with the slow migration North with the abolitionist movement of displaced people's to British controlled territory.
Overtime the word squaw, meaning wife was demonized and made derogatory. However, it was replaced with the term slut-wife, how that is less derogatory, I have no idea.
by Modern Women January 2, 2026
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Piers Morgan's FILTHY cheating slut wife

Does she need another break? Cuz my libido has been in overdrive that past couple of days.
Hym "So I'm laying in bed... Naked... Thinking about Piers Morgan's FILTHY cheating slut wife.... A break!? Ha! Hahahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha! Aha!"
by Hym Iam February 8, 2025
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James Dean’s Wife

A super funny cool girl named Willow who is married to James Dean
“omg look at that super cool girl, that’s James Dean’s wife!”

“wow her fits are fire, she must be James Dean’s wife”
by weinereater February 16, 2025
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Wife-extender

Chippies might need to invest in a wife-extender as he is into short women that cannot reach the top shelf
by The Tracer March 5, 2025
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