african wash job

Getting your salad tossed but the stipulation is it must be with a black girl in a Tiki hut.

Got an African Wash Job once at the Regina Mosaic African Pavillion. It was the shit.

by pfeif88 December 19, 2018

Weinie wash

the act of vaginal/ or oral sex with an in or significant girlfriend(s) or date(s) with the inclusion of monetary disbursement of dollars involved..also refered to as a half and half.

Before you get your weinie wash tonight for fifty bucks after you get shot down at closing time, you'd better wrap that rascal.

by the Leche January 4, 2012

Ukrainian Car Wash

1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.

I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.

by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022

pigeon wash

Getting a wash at the sink in the toilet.

I'm going to get a pigeon wash at the sink.

by Jellybeanpoo69 October 3, 2017

AI Washing

Making over-inflated claims about use of AI (Artificial Intelligence).

Some companies claim to use AI when they're actually using less-sophisticated computing. They are AI washing.

by Uzzbuzz July 3, 2024

Nigerian Washing Machine

This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.

Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018

Belly wash

Whoever says this word is gay loves men like cock in the ass likes getting railed and he also says monkey Fortnite and a bunch of other shit if he says all these words he gets no bitches broke asf and probably 4’11 4’10 and he says he’s 5’5 and plays soccer for south ridge high school

Girl: look at Diego omg he’s so broke he’s such a belly wash

by Wolfkking November 22, 2021