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Purripheral vision

When everywhere you look there are cats.
When he walked into the cat lady's house, there were contented cats lying about on every surface. He felt like he had purripheral vision.
by Shamaniac August 15, 2019
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ill vision

a condition in which the vision fails to interpret many sensory impressions at the same time. ill vision can, for example, be caused by LSD and other psychedelics.
Man, my ill vision i crazy at the moment.

Everything looks so strange... I think i got ill vision.
by doofenitions November 8, 2019
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Monte Vista High School

Home to the richest people in the san ramon, danville, and blackhawk area. POC are forced into being whitewashed and white people love to act ghetto. All students have their daddy's visa and drive around in expensive cars they got right when they turn 16. a lot of white boys look like they haven't even hit puberty. white boys think they can rap, but no one there has the sense to tell them to give up because their music is absolute garbage. students who attend monte vista own huge mansions and then pretend that they're middle class claiming that they "aren't rich" while they have 2 teslas parked in their driveway. They act as if their life is sooo difficult and then rendezvous at Rome in the summer. girls pretend they're alt indie kids and shop at thrift stores but then go home to their mansion afterwards. the girls are butt-ugly and the guys are the most disgusting looking things you'll ever see. Nobody has an ounce of respect and nobody seems to realize that after highschool they're gonna be hopeless burnouts who failed school and have nothing left to live for as their live at MVHS revolved around a boof ass rapping career, daddy and mommies money, fast cars, hype beast clothes, racism, cringe ass highschool relationships, boof drugs, and fake friends.
GUY #1: bruh did you hear backspace's new drop? he goes to monte vista high school!

GUY #2: yuh was straight garbage. the bitchboy can't rap.

GIRL #1: I'm such a quirky color customizer girl taking tik toks at a thrift store.
GIRL #2: Ava how are you going to pay for all the clothes you picked out?
GIRL# 1: I have my daddies card don't worry about it! *hits puff bar*
GIRL #2: That's monte vista high school girls for ya...
by Danvillian July 16, 2020
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pussy vision

When all man see is pussy ... in some cases advance involuntary pussy vision .. starts at most cases in the USA man experiences pussy vision at age of 4
That guys got pussy vision bad. I don’t thinks he’s noticed any guys in the party.
by Cock vision September 19, 2020
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Windows Vista

Basically "VSCO girls" but given a new unofficial name says no one ever. There's still folks wearing scrunchies today and carrying those luxury Swedish backpacks for no reason.
You look like a beautiful "Windows Vista" VSCO person.
Shut up!
by novatiberium October 25, 2020
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bel vista

paul: im really in the mood for a bel vista.
susan: okay!
by papathatwillpeedownyourthroat October 31, 2020
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Connell-vision

Fancying someone based on their fashion sense
I’ve been trying to get to know Brian for his personality, but I’ve got total Connell-vision, I only fancy his outfits. I can’t help it though, he’s got such great style!
by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020
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