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I have read and agree to the terms of use

Pretty much the biggest lie on the planet. People usually see this message when trying to sign up for something or the other. People are supposed to actually read through the terms of use, but no one does. Useless waste of paper or pixels.
People who say they have never lied in their lives are probably lying right there. I guarantee that none of them have ever checked the "I have read and agree to the terms of use" box after actually reading the terms of use.
by sexytroll696969696969 June 23, 2011
mugGet the I have read and agree to the terms of usemug.

tell us how you really feel

An ironic riposte to an emotional or invective-laden tirade, meaning, more or less, "You've achieved the maximum of outrage."
So you say the teacher is a festering, mold-encrusted, reeking squid.

Now tell us how you really feel!
by octopod May 30, 2006
mugGet the tell us how you really feelmug.

among us in real life sus sus

sussy baka 1 - 'hey bro what are you doing later?'
sussy baka 2 - 'oh not much bro, just playing among us in real life SUS SUS'
by sussybakauwu52 May 6, 2021
mugGet the among us in real life sus susmug.

Mort got us in a fucking car wreck

It all started when mort the part lemur (Microcebus lehilahytsara) part bear part starfish from the movie Madagascar decided to take the wheels, which he then crashed. Causing King Julien to paralyze from the neck down.

Here's what King Julien has to say:
"Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it"

a sad but true story

what am I doing with my life
King Julien: Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it
Me: haha meaningless humor to escape my responsibility go brrr
mugGet the Mort got us in a fucking car wreckmug.
The caption of a few images used when an individual says something that seems as if they were new to the world wide web.
kid: (in big red font) L00k whut i kan d0!
average human: *HA! HA! I'm using teh internet! image*
by yoshi February 12, 2005
mugGet the HA! HA! I'm using teh internet!mug.

big hairy sussy among us pussy

if you say this your a fucking idiot
shanon did you hear about sasha's big hairy sussy among us pussy
by humpalo February 5, 2022
mugGet the big hairy sussy among us pussymug.

somebody set us up the bomb

A line from the poorly translated sega genesis game, zero wing, also used in counter-strike when the opposing team plants the bomb.
I was just eating my lunch when, "somebody set us up the bomb."
by Brandon April 15, 2005
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