Oi Josuke I used za hando to scrape away my will to live
Oi Josuke I used the Hando to Cock and ball torture now isn’t that crazy
Oi Josuke I used the Hando to Cock and ball torture now isn’t that crazy
Oi josuke I used za hando to get rid of any evidence that I exist now the government can’t tax me but why does it smell like anthrax
Oi Josuke I used za hando to jack off and accidentally erased my Cock and ball now isn’t that crazy
Oi Josuke I used za hando to jack off and accidentally erased my Cock and ball now isn’t that crazy
by Za hando January 11, 2021
Pretty much the biggest lie on the planet. People usually see this message when trying to sign up for something or the other. People are supposed to actually read through the terms of use, but no one does. Useless waste of paper or pixels.
People who say they have never lied in their lives are probably lying right there. I guarantee that none of them have ever checked the "I have read and agree to the terms of use" box after actually reading the terms of use.
by sexytroll696969696969 June 23, 2011
An ironic riposte to an emotional or invective-laden tirade, meaning, more or less, "You've achieved the maximum of outrage."
So you say the teacher is a festering, mold-encrusted, reeking squid.
Now tell us how you really feel!
Now tell us how you really feel!
by octopod May 27, 2006
sussy baka 1 - 'hey bro what are you doing later?'
sussy baka 2 - 'oh not much bro, just playing among us in real life SUS SUS'
sussy baka 2 - 'oh not much bro, just playing among us in real life SUS SUS'
by sussybakauwu52 May 06, 2021
It all started when mort the part lemur (Microcebus lehilahytsara) part bear part starfish from the movie Madagascar decided to take the wheels, which he then crashed. Causing King Julien to paralyze from the neck down.
Here's what King Julien has to say:
"Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it"
a sad but true story
what am I doing with my life
Here's what King Julien has to say:
"Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it"
a sad but true story
what am I doing with my life
King Julien: Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it
Me: haha meaningless humor to escape my responsibility go brrr
Me: haha meaningless humor to escape my responsibility go brrr
by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021
The caption of a few images used when an individual says something that seems as if they were new to the world wide web.
by yoshi February 12, 2005
if you say this your a fucking idiot
by humpalo February 06, 2022