tooth moss

The green algae growth on an individual's teeth as a result of the lack of practicing good dental hygeine.

Henry - Did you see Baker's green teeth this afternoon?
John - Yep, they were overgrown.
Henry - He probably will need to use a weed eater to cut that tooth moss!
John - Tell me about it. He's fuckin' disgusting.

by Meat Teeth March 18, 2014

toothless hummer

The act of a female that has no teeth providing sexual stimulation

Ruth gives a lot of guys toothless hummers to be popular

by truckps3 September 6, 2015

toothless tori

A person stupid enough to try dangerous activities for no reason

That person just tried to jump from beam to beam, what a toothless tori

by Snazzyguava November 30, 2015

Toothy Fairy

A gay guy who will give you a toothy blowjob in exchange for crack/money

Man I just got my rocks off blowin’ my load into a Toothy Fairy

by Stephsteal July 28, 2016

toothpick

a lil thin penis!

Shaqueila :"Dontya bring yo toothpick ass aroun' here!"

by ratatatatatatat July 27, 2016

Tooth Wrencher

Slang for dentist.

After sedated for half an hour, Kah Vi Teas lost again another battle vs the tooth wrencher`s instrument of mass construction, the trademarked product entitled KAHVALiSS; here to freshen your smile with fast acting tooth whitening gum powder, as your first line of defense in the battle with gingivitis pla.qu.Kah.davrs, your tooth wrencher skillyfully experiences daily operations using tools that easily, at the slightest misfortunate bonk from a drunk nurse, could leave you on the phone with a lawyer for four hours weekly, spanning 50+ years of settlement, as your legal weapon to secure the perimeter of your friendly jargon trap`s ability to still attract as much pussy as your prime.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa June 14, 2016

Toothfished

When someone doesn't smile in pics, however, when meeting them in-person you find they have a horrendous tooth and/or teeth and you then realize you've been toothfished.

Sue Ann met Matthew online and then he met her in-person only to find out she had a busted-ass grill. He had been toothfished.

by FTW4REAL July 1, 2016