Twat Rocket

When a woman who is on her period uses her vaginal muscles to shoot a tampon at someone.

She was so pissed at her boyfriend she hit him with a twat rocket.

by Thundertwonk January 15, 2016

twit-twat

A person who spraypaints anti- or pro- twatter slogans.

First, he began his campaign, by crude stenciled slogans which criticized the corporeal, socialists He found willing users to twit-twat on the brick and mortar facies of local cloud fame.

by roil2l March 19, 2014

Twat- Waffled

When one's friend is so busy being sick in the shower that they fail to notice one entering the bathroom naked to have a piss.

"On a scale to sober to Twat- Waffled, how drunk were you last night>"

by giraffeostrichbanana April 14, 2015

gorilla twat

a gorilla twat is a burly, untrimmed bush

sue had a huge gorilla twat, so i told her i wouldn't go down on her until she trimmed it up

by cage76 April 2, 2009

tiddly twat

The definition of Ryan Short. Has a tendency to be a bitch, and is rapidly accused of lathering up with vagisil. Can be a bit sarcastic, but ultimately loves loose women.

Ryan Short is a little tiddly twat when it comes to drinkin beer.

by nignog2123 November 3, 2014

Twat Swatter

A woman who stops another woman from getting laid.

woman is talking to man, going to get laid.
womans friend tells her friend not to give AIDS to man, man walks away.womans friend is a Twat Swatter.

by lucky biych September 13, 2009

Twat Tax

When you owe an ex boyfriend or friend money, but they've treated you so badly that it now counts as a tax and you never have pay them back.

Your boyfriend lends you money for a flight, but then you find out he's been sleeping with other women ..... Dump him and tell him about twat tax.

by MissB. October 10, 2013