When she gives me a Thunder Clap I pretend Im one of those monkeys with the cymbals! Really turns her on
by Redshadow203 September 12, 2023
A thunder clap is when your girl goes down on your dick on last time and you nut. They call it the thunder clap for 2 reasons. 1. That's the sound her butt makes, 2. You pass out and see lightning strikes for 5 minutes
Guy 1: I just got thunder clapped
Guy 2: What was it like
Guy 1: I saw lightning strikes all over the world
Guy 2: What was it like
Guy 1: I saw lightning strikes all over the world
by Glaceon the Great November 02, 2016
Its when a woman is bouncing her ass of your dick and at the same time as you nut her booty cheeks clap on your dick. Its said that when that happens the male orgasm is so powerful you'll see thunder.
by ClappinCheeksOfMoses November 20, 2019
by cowcock.lmk November 16, 2014
Ass thunder is when you bearly make it to the bathroom, to take a #2. So the lightning is the seat hitting the toilet bowl, the thunder is you releasing your guts.
I had to sprint to the bathroom, the person next to me probably experienced the worst ass-thunder, they have have ever come across.
by alphawolfgrim April 07, 2023
A thunder drum penis is a penis that has broken free of its bounds and reached realms of size unimaginable and seemingly impossible in the 3d plain. No man has a thunder drum penis, a penis of that raw aura is just too ridiculous.
mike - "you hear about the thunder drum penis?"
jibolba - "that's just a myth, dont go spreading lies."
jibolba - "that's just a myth, dont go spreading lies."
by jibolba November 22, 2019
by botnigs October 29, 2023