Gazebo kid

Those weird kids in school that hung out in the gazebo during breaks and lunches.

"Hey Rob, did you see what Mindy was wearing before third period?"
"Yeah that furry raccoon tail on her jeans? I told you she was a gazebo kid."

by Solid snake 384603 April 29, 2016

kid aggro

When you child walks in while you are busy and dominates your time, preventing you from doing what you were doing. Especially when playing a game, watching tv, or other activities.

Dad into headset: "Quick, heal me while I taunt that mini-boss."
Kid: "Daddy, I have to go potty. Can you keep me company?"
Dad into headset: "I'll brb"
Voice from headset: "Dude, you got the kid aggro!"

by Lomanbjorn January 9, 2013

Popular Kid

They are all the same person. They act really similar and go out of their way to look exactly like eachother. Sometimes, you start to feel sympathy for them, but then you remember that they're all dicks who dont deserve that. They all need to grow up. They typically go around calling people fag and libtard.

Popular kid: hahaha ur a fag
Me: fuck off you clone
Popular kid: I'm gonna beat ur ass
Me: what a classic popular kid move

by Gayandconfused April 24, 2019

house kid

A younger kid or adult that hasn't spent a lot of time out on the street, at local/punk shows, or just living out of the house in general but says/acts like they have.

Steven is so shady, he is probably actually a house kid!

by munecaratonxita November 11, 2013

catch a kid

When a nigga / bitch you talking to says some freaky ass shit about fucking and you're tempted

"Aye man Khloe was abt to make me catch a kid last night"

by casshmerre May 23, 2018

No curry, kid.

Asian no shit Sherlock: used when something so obvious is stated that the person doesn't get to eat curry that night. Alternatively, used by parents when their child gets bad grades.

Drishti: Did you know that night is dark?
Pavati: No curry, kid.

by Jack_En0ff December 2, 2019

kid zoned

A humbling sub-type of friend zone where a usually older person calls you “kid” after you’ve hit on/flirted with them. This form of rejection is condescending in a way that lets the receiver know that the person thinks you’re not on their level of maturity and thus they are above fucking with you or dating you. May also be reinforced with some act or statement that directly or passively implies they are dominant over you in terms of finances, resources, independence etc.

Jake: Hey, Jenny you’re looking beautiful as always. Would you like to get lunch with me?

Jenny: thanks kid, sure it’ll be my treat and then I can drop you off at your parents house if you want. Ya know since you don’t have a car.

Jake: uh ok..thanks.....wait did I just get kid zoned??? Son of a bitch!

by Ricosuave44 October 8, 2019