tell us how you really feel

An ironic riposte to an emotional or invective-laden tirade, meaning, more or less, "You've achieved the maximum of outrage."

So you say the teacher is a festering, mold-encrusted, reeking squid.

Now tell us how you really feel!

by octopod May 30, 2006

among us in real life sus sus

playing among us in real life is very sus!

sussy baka 1 - 'hey bro what are you doing later?'
sussy baka 2 - 'oh not much bro, just playing among us in real life SUS SUS'

by sussybakauwu52 May 6, 2021

Mort got us in a fucking car wreck

It all started when mort the part lemur (Microcebus lehilahytsara) part bear part starfish from the movie Madagascar decided to take the wheels, which he then crashed. Causing King Julien to paralyze from the neck down.

Here's what King Julien has to say:
"Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it"

a sad but true story

what am I doing with my life

King Julien: Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it
Me: haha meaningless humor to escape my responsibility go brrr

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 23, 2021

HA! HA! I'm using teh internet!

The caption of a few images used when an individual says something that seems as if they were new to the world wide web.

kid: (in big red font) L00k whut i kan d0!
average human: *HA! HA! I'm using teh internet! image*

by yoshi February 12, 2005

big hairy sussy among us pussy

if you say this your a fucking idiot

shanon did you hear about sasha's big hairy sussy among us pussy

by humpalo February 5, 2022

somebody set us up the bomb

A line from the poorly translated sega genesis game, zero wing, also used in counter-strike when the opposing team plants the bomb.

I was just eating my lunch when, "somebody set us up the bomb."

by Brandon April 15, 2005

why am i using urban dictionary?

Either you don't own an actual dictionary or your looking for funny definitions like this

why am i using urban dictionary? Oh yeah, I'm not allowed in the bookstore after I hit that guy so I don't have any books

by UltraBoss December 2, 2016