guy -1

guy -1, the forgotten one.

guy 1: does anybody?... help...
guy -1: hello there, how does it feel to be lost and forgotten?

by guywithaspoon February 8, 2022

Guy Music

Bands that are popular with members of the male gender, such as Nickelback, Pearl Jam, and Rush

Girl 1: What in god's name are you listening to?
Girl 2: Oh my god, my dad must have changed the radio to this station, this is all guy music.

by Salty_K February 14, 2018

shelby (guy)

As this name usually appears to belong to a girl this sexy nappy headed big nosed man is not a girl. Usually half black but i'm not judgin.

damn bruh shelby (guy) is hella sexy.

by shelby swagin March 15, 2017

glove guy

A superhero with amazing gripping powers!

"Help! I can't open this Pickle Jar!"
"Don't worry, Glove Guy will help us!"

by Hyrox April 16, 2008

Quad guys

Subgroup of thigh guys, these men like there women with thick, strong, well built quads (Women like Vivi Winkler or Carrie June). Often lifters themselves, though not always, these men find themselves attracted to the strength and curved that these ladies posses, as women with well built quads and hams also tend to have firm, bubble shaped booties. Women who can crush watermelons and pumpkins in between their legs tend to demand a special respect, and attraction, from men.

There’s just something that hits different when she wraps her legs around you and you feel your lower back pop. Makes a man just dump his whole load right then and there, and pray and hope he can make some D1 babies with this absolute unit of a woman. At least, that’s one of the reasons I became one of the Quad Guys

by health&wellness54 November 26, 2020

Unwise Guys

A guy with a dad bod and frat guy sense of humor.

Those unwise guys have the sense of humor of a college freshman. Will they ever grow up?

by Lala Pepperstine March 5, 2019

Kryptonite Guy

A guy that a strong women just can't let go of and no matter how hard she tries to, when he calls or she sees him he makes her weak and sucks her right back in. He's not a guy you generally mention directly by name but your friends know who he is. The after affect of interactions with this person generally leaves you emotionally drained.

Did you see Kryptonite Guy last night? Yeah, you know I did....ugh. What is wrong with me, why do I let him affect me like this?

by Sadie707 June 22, 2015