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GOT AH BED

SEE AH WHAT I MEAN

SHIT

DAVID GOTTA UE.

ISABELLE shaking the EARTH with her EXTREME GENIUS.
DO you GOT AH BED as the ASSHOLE is there for your SHIT CONVENIENCE and always in BED and wakes up when ASSHOLE PLEASES to BOWEL OUT.

SEE HER IN TUNE as GOT AH BED as no other than ISABELLE.

URINATION EMANATION for the greatest PENIS ACTION as GOT AH BED as enter the PISSECTASY.

SHIT IS ASSHOLE AS GOT AH BED for I SUCK ASSHOLE from the GET PEDOPHILE REQUIREMENTS as RIMJOB PRIORITY.
by NEE TRANSEXUALITY June 18, 2021
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Sexy bed

Two people beginning with R&A are really loud in class smooching and have sex anywhere
They always are doing sexy bed
by Gay boo April 12, 2020
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SHIT THE BED

A question or statement that is used to explain, ask or acknowledge why the hell you are awake and functional at an ungodly hour or earlier than usual.
Son never gets out of bed before 2pm on weekends but this Saturday he's awake and functioning at 10am.

Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"

Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"

The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.

You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.
by Bumbelina August 24, 2016
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bed

When you fuck your daddy to hard and he starts to cum and wont stop and then you die beacuse your cock is to big
Bed was fun last night i loved to stick my cock up your ass lassnight.
by Natthecoolperson November 21, 2021
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Bed bug

Man did u see that bitch straight bed bug from hell.
by 08badgirlgonegood2316 April 19, 2020
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Bed Wench

A self-hating black woman who dates outside of her race.
*Sees an interracial couple of a black woman with a white man*
Me: look at that bed Wench, letting pink d!ck up her pussy.
by Thegoddessaphrodite January 8, 2024
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Side Eye Bed Pose

When someone (or your dog) is lying in bed, usually on their side, throwing a dramatic side eye — typically out of pettiness, judgment, fake sleep, or pure drama. Most often seen in memes, TikToks, or when you’re pretending to sleep but still watching the chaos unfold.

Synonyms:
Passive-aggressive rest, bedtime shade, horizontal judgment

Antonym:
Guten Morgan
“I wasn’t even mad, I just hit her with the side eye bed pose and rolled over.”
“Caught my man doing the side eye bed pose because I watched the show without him.”
by Aoxomoxoa317 August 6, 2025
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