Mr. Swamp

One of the many random names people that are bad at everything use,
People with names like these usually fail at everything and always want to win
arguments even tho they're wrong

Mr. Swamp: Yeah I totally rekt him there
Person 2: Uhm...didn't you lose?

by vivilex June 24, 2018

Swamp Wampus

A horrifyingly (physically or mentally) disgusting, ugly, or monstrous female that wreaks of body-odor. Named after the Swamp Wampus from Appalachian Folklore.

Meaghan is so ugly, she is such a swamp wampus.

by SwampWampus January 24, 2025

Swamp Donkey

Man with very large sized hands.

Look at that incredible specimen of a man, he's such a swamp donkey.

by Ajbonham January 22, 2018

swamp log

when you take a dump and your turd is covered with stringy, mossy-looking stuff, a la after you've eaten a lot of lettuce

A took a dump and squeaked out a swamp log the other day.

by waca waca 22 November 24, 2013

Swamp Tail

(adj)
sŵāmp ťäil
This refers to the unpleasant sensation of excessive sweating and moisture build-up in the buttock region, leading to discomfort and sometimes an odor.

“Man, this muggy weather has given me a bad case of swamp tail”

by KB2109 August 18, 2025

swamp shit torpedo

someone in the act of thrusting their green spray-painted penis inside of a pregnant woman's asshole

yeah, he also swamp shit torpedo'd me last night. *other person* wow how beautiful!

by george droyd December 11, 2024

Swamp mop

Your girlfriend is on her period. The towel you're using to bang on is used to "mop up" the juices at random intervals during intercourse

That time of the month. Had to use the swamp mop twice to save from staying the comforter

by Gronkum July 19, 2016