Lemon Lace

A term used for a golden shower, where the partner giving the golden shower is so clean that the shower is delightful, refreshing and lemony in flavour.

"....how was that...babe....?"

"..That, was lemon lace."
:D

by PHeartstorm September 5, 2012

Dry Lemon

When a man ejaculates so much during a single day that it becomes either painful or impossible to ejaculate again.

Craig: Bro! did you pull out when you banged her?

John:No I couldn't cum! She was the fourth one that day! I was such a dry lemon!

by FWEBJW July 20, 2013

Lost lemons

When you go balls deep in a bitch and you can't get your nuts out her vagina (:

Guy 1: I went so deep in her I got lost lemons
Guy 2: wow.

by I_know_everything August 3, 2013

lemon bumsicle

When upon passing out the bumsicle drains his bladder thus covering himself and the surrounding snow in urin.

Hey is that bum peeing all over himself?

NO, that is a "lemon bumsicle" and he is just melting.

by whitechocolatethunder February 14, 2012

ass lemon

A whole lemon that has been surreptitiously infused with liquified human feces.

When life gives you ass lemons, make ass lemonade.

by Fart_Hammer February 27, 2012

lemon loaf

A tyler that is mostly composed of lemons and bready-cake like goodness. Goes well with english tea.

Also served at Starbucks

A:"Awh man, I love a good lemon loaf."
B:"Yeah Tyler is pretty awesome."

by zaBaker December 27, 2011

peel my lemon

To make someone feel bad, small, insecure, or naked. To hurt your feelings.

Dont make me your lemons are to fragile.
No, Im sorry dont i didnt mean it, dont peel my lemon.

by Trizzequkeul December 31, 2011