by anonymous December 16, 2020

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.
by hen in a pumpkin September 18, 2021

by Mike. January 29, 2005

by Elidacucumber January 17, 2024

A tragically limp, lifeless-looking penis typically seen in moments of extreme vulnerability, such as during illness, sedation, or emotional defeat. Often associated with hospital gowns, bad lighting, and the loss of all dignity. Symbolizes the physical manifestation of "rock bottom."
"He was lying in that hospital bed, IV in his arm, gown half-open, revealing the saddest about to die cock I'd ever seen. It was like it had given up before he did."
by Julactus May 10, 2025

Someone who isn't good enough to be your ride or die. They are your friend, but you really don't want them there until the end. People named Camden use this a lot towards their friend who is totally, completely, and udderly deserving of the "ride or die" title.
by yoimsmart April 29, 2016
