foo butter

Noun. Apparently, this is the texture of one's face after a successful acne treatment using Neutrogena's Skin ID products.

> After using Skin ID, my face was like foo butter!
> I'd do your sister, but she has foo butter face.
> I Can't Believe It's Not Foo Butter!
> No, foo butter is not endorsed by the Foo Fighters.

by Capt. Poopies March 14, 2009

Cashew Butter

The film of sweaty slime that collects on the gooch.

I slid my fingers under his balls and the cashew butter was as thick as icing.

by c-s-k October 2, 2016

Butter buddies

Someone you eat butter with, typically in the sense that you are really hungry at a restaurant waiting for food and all you have is the butter from your bread and butter.

Jeffrey and Viola were at a restaurant and Jeffrey paid Viola $12 to eat four of the things of butter thus insuring a long lifetime of being butter buddies.

by Butter Eater 2400 September 13, 2017

Rape-butter

The act of saying to your mother that you may have accidentally gotten your cat pregnant. You see there is a much deeper meaning behind this. Say you just had some bomb ass Fruty Pebbles and you just get a raging boner. You can't just not leave it there and wait for it to go away. That would be a waste. So you are looking saying to yourself about how in god's name are you gonna get rid of this breakfast erection. You look in your fridge and boom, stick of butter. You grab the stick of butter and fuck it. Now your saying to yourself something like "Ok I just raped some butter but how am I going to get rid of this breakfast boner?" Then you hear a meow. It's your cat. You look at it and it stares back at you. The cat acknowledges the situation and turns around. Then with your dick stuck in the butter you apologize to your car and then you fuck it. You just rape-buttered your car and now you have to tell your mom what you just did. Rape-butter isn't the action of raping your cat with butter it's the act of apologizing for doing so to your mom and only your mom it doesn't work with dads or dogs or any butter substitute.

1 Son: Mom I'm sorry but I may have accidentally rape-buttered the car.
Mom: Did you use a butter substitute?
Son: No.
Mom: Then it's ok.

by Apologizing May 13, 2017

butter dick

when someones dick is so slippery

"babe, it keeps slipping out, I think you have a butter dick"

by mayb kuma October 29, 2017

butter pole

Similiar to "Whiskey Dick" butter pole is a penis that cannot get errect.

When the foreskin of an uncercumsized penis is worn out. It appears as it is melting like butter down the shaft.

Jimmy can't satisfy his wife. He has butter pole.

by BranPaul February 28, 2009

bussy butter

the inside secretion of a femboy's asshole
bussy butter; noun

guy 1: i met this femboy on discord, i fucked em so hard my dick got pickled in their bussy butter
guy 2: nectar of the gods, man

by shidderman September 26, 2021