*must be done by 7 foot ogre woman*
The act of ejecting yourself from your $2 rolling chair into the skull of the inferior being attempting to t-pose upon you.
The act of ejecting yourself from your $2 rolling chair into the skull of the inferior being attempting to t-pose upon you.
In kindergarten, i got swamp-slammed for trying to show the letter t with my body. Hard. I now have brain damage.
by Sweatysalamander September 17, 2018

Sending a friend request so they see who the slam is from, then immediately blocking them. When they click to accept OR click on the profile of the sender, it sends you to the FU screen that facebook puts up when you're blocked. The message says:
"Sorry, this content isn't available right now
The link you followed may have expired, or the page may only be visible to an audience you're not in."
This is a rather personal way to be a gigantic steaming piece of shit.
"Sorry, this content isn't available right now
The link you followed may have expired, or the page may only be visible to an audience you're not in."
This is a rather personal way to be a gigantic steaming piece of shit.
"I facebook slammed my exe's friends, who I never spoke to on facebook anyway, but I want to showcase what an asshole I am, so I sent them friend requests then immediately blocked them."
by Leaving Commiefornia December 15, 2016

When you finger a girl to completion on the school bus, on the way to school. So that she is soaked as she walks into the school building.
Man, I gave Jordan the School Bus Slit Slam yesterday morning she she was a mess walking into first period.
by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024

When a Muslim country fails at something. Its the equivalent of saying 'You got knocked the fuck out" (from the movie "Friday") when someone 'kicks your ass'. Rhymes with Us-salam-allik-Oom.
by Wansapanatyme February 5, 2023

by Stertown July 31, 2017

When you slam your keyboard to make a word out of random letters, often used after someone said something fucking stupid.
by Lipton Geschmack Peach Ice Tea July 31, 2017
