im going to shoot you.

probably means that the person who said this will probably shoot you

quiet kid:im going to shoot you.
depressed kid:haha same

by firedwashere March 22, 2021

Shooting Season

Every year in America, shooting season is the months of February to May, since that is when most shootings take place. Shooting Season.

Shooting season starts soon.

by StriderThritySeven March 24, 2021

Shooting into the brown

Giving anal sex

She finally consented to anal sex, I was shooting into the brown last night!

by Tazio1956 April 1, 2021

shooting stapler in a lift

peeing in the lift

I was shooting stapler in a lift yesterday

by shootingstaplerinlift April 5, 2021

Fruity shoot

A gay man cumming into another gay man's mouth.

Man 1 - Hey man! Would you like a fruit shoot (type of drink)?
Man 2 - Nah, but I'd like a fruity shoot.

by yuy99 April 19, 2021

Shoot the frog

Pass gas; fart

Ew! Did Somebody in the elevator shoot the frog!

by Bschuessvn April 21, 2021

SHOOT ME

When someone is being held at gunpoint but they won’t take the gunman seriously daring them to shoot him.

Craig: Run me them pockets fool **pulls out gun**
Isaiah: Shoot me bitch, you ain’t bout it. Think you a man? Show me!
Craig: ** Puts away gun then walks away**

by ZuiyOTF47 July 20, 2022