lalo salamanca

The most handsome and badass man to have ever stepped on earth. Also the only smart Salamanca family member.

Random girl: "Lalo please, take me to the desert with you"
Lalo Salamanca: "No Beautiful Lady, I have to kill Gus Fring and revenge my family"

by ragazzo fighissimo December 12, 2024

Dusky Salamander

When a man dies inside of you.

"Girl, how'd you make your first million??!"

"Dusky Salamander 🙂"

by Fartricia Flangles January 12, 2025

black salami

honestly one of the most impressive things ive ever seen in my life

John - "Yo have u seen black salami"
Pete - "Yeah that shit was unreal, I wish I was that big"

by yhisannpc February 27, 2025

Jade salami

A big black girl with a monstrous sneeze

“Mum I think I’ve failed my exam i couldn’t concentrate because there was a Jade salami in the exam room”

by Dvaiwnfhaowbd March 23, 2025

saggy salami

When your fanny is saggy and flops around and tastes like meat, or it looks like a wet subway sandwich and tastes and smells like a fishmonger. You filthy tramp wash your fanny.

Your nan has saggy salami, tell her to fucking wash it.

by Salami muncher June 2, 2025

Jard Sale

It's a yard sale. But they took sounding it out to another level

Come to my Jard Sale. I'm selling things in my yard.

by He-he-ha-he June 10, 2025

Retard Sale

Exactly what it sounds like - a place in which to buy retards - a sale of retards.

Bro your really out here built like a nub, your mom must have bought yo ass on clearance at the retard sale.

by Gferda July 8, 2025