salad crawdad

the biggest white mans whore in the world,
literally if you look at her you’re automatically blind because she might be black but she radiates whiteness

ari: “Bitchh did you hear about salad crawdad?”
me: “ugh no, did she get with another white man again?”
ari: “yeah ugh she’s such a white mans whore”
salad crawdad: “🤠😔👇”

by big mac girl September 17, 2018

Seafood Salad

When a girl gives head to a guy who has crabs

Kim did not realize that Bobby had crabs, so she unwittingly had a seafood salad while blowing him

by TheUnsilentMajority April 13, 2013

Magic Salad

The act of mixing Psilocybin Mushrooms with a salad. Psychedelic alternative to Marijuana edibles.

Jeff: "yo man I ran out of weed and can't make any edibles. You got anything to fuck us up?"
Dave: "Yeah hold on lemme whip up a magic salad"
Jeff: "Hell yeah man we're gonna get fucked tonight"

by R3DFluXx May 17, 2018

Salad Pansy

Simply, a none meat-eater or vegetarian!

John: "Hey Bill you want a piece of my steak?"

Bill: "No thanks John, I'm a vegetarian and I think it is wrong to eat flesh. I feel that by eating blah blah blah blah.!"

John: "Oh, so you're a Salad Pansy"

Bill: "Fuck off!"

by ATrickyJack July 27, 2012

egg salad

If eggs are within a body cavity, get smashed and expelled, the eggs come out looking like egg salad. Usually involved in novelty pornography.

"I was watching that porno and those eggs came out like egg salad."

by Julactus February 11, 2017

satan salad

Satan salad is slang for weed/bud, “satan” because many people don’t understand the benifits that can come from weed.

Hey dude you got the Satan Salad?
(Or for short) “Pass the salad”
Satan Salad-Weed

by helloimagaystoner March 20, 2018

salad spinner

A 2020's United States democrat that keeps their team alarmed & angry thru the continuous serving of fake narratives.

I'm still dizzy from this salad spinner's propaganda these last 2 years on gender, the police, and ethnicity. Hysteria is now the norm -- I guess this is what the progressives mean by the "new normal."

by Mess E. Jessie April 28, 2021