emergency shit

the shit that is on it's way RIGHT NOW and will come out in 13.2 seconds whether you are on/near the toilet or not; usually results in an assplosion

As soon as I got the bubbleguts, I knew it was gonna be an emergency shit and almost didn't make it.

by justtoobad October 20, 2008

shit and run

Like a hit and run but involving taking a shit. It's any shit that is performed in under two minutes, thus leaving no time to wipe, wash your hands, or flush. So you drop trow, shit, pull up, and go. The next person into the stall knows they've been the victim of the shit and run.

Shit Sergeant: "Alright maggots we're doing the two minute drill, the shit and run on my whistle!!"

by bangbangletchyanutshang April 16, 2005

shit happens

A universal religious concept:

Taoism: Shit Happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?
Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.
Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?
Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see shit happen.
Paganism: Each shit has its own name.
Atheism: Bullshit!
TV Evangelism: Send more shit.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Sunday School student:I gotta go!

by FridgeRaider May 31, 2004

shit ticket

euphemism for toilet paper

Hey man, you're outta shit tickets. How's about runnin' to the store real quick? I can't get up.

by osbo November 05, 2002

shit heel

This is an old term dating back at least 100 years. My grandmother from Eastern Texas used it quite often to describe an uncouth person. I believe it refers to persons who probably didn't have an out-house or toilet, then when they dropped their pants and stooped down to evacuate their bowels, they would sometime hit the back of their shoes or boots. Of course, they probably just as often hit their pants.

That LeeRoy is a real shit heel.

by meatloaf66 September 23, 2009

shit-and-run

Taking a massive, hellacious dump in someone else's bathroom (especially a stranger/acquaintance), then leaving swiftly and pretending that nothing happened.

Person 1: Hey man, why are you in such a hurry? We just got here ten minutes ago?

Person 2: Get your coat. I just took a massive shit in this dude's bathroom, and I want to get the hell out of here before he finds out it was me.

Person 1: So...shit-and-run?

Person 2: Exactly.

by Clockwork Lime October 21, 2009

Shit Kicked

Meaning to get brutally beaten, or beaten up.

"hah, did you see that guy on the news?"
"lmao yeah, that other dude totally shit kicked him."

by Sandra 34 October 31, 2007