When a Mexican man fists a women in her vagina with snakes wrapped around his fist until she squirts and bleeds at the same time
by yulu yulu May 19, 2014
Get the mexican boxing ring mug.The act of using a knife, preferably serrated, to cut the labia off of a particularly obese woman. Make sure to remove it in one piece, as any errors may compromise the integrity of the cock ring and may hinder the ability to use it in a sexual scenario. After the labia is removed completely, the penis is inserted into the hole in the center, creating a fleshy cock ring. Proceed to have sex as usual.
When finished, use the semen to coat the California Cock Ring and freeze it. This will preserve it.
When finished, use the semen to coat the California Cock Ring and freeze it. This will preserve it.
F: Hey, have you remembered to put the California Cock Ring in the freezer?
M: Yes, and I coated it with semen for preservation.
F: Great, I cant wait until next time!
M: Yes, and I coated it with semen for preservation.
F: Great, I cant wait until next time!
by RollingTide March 31, 2022
Get the California Cock Ring mug.Brian: 'E was messing' abaht wiv me bird so I put on me five-finger love ring and gave 'im one on the kisser.
Theodore: Oh I say, what a jolly wheeze.
Brian: Yeah, (heh heh), there was blood and teef everywhere. 'E was in 'ospital fer a mumf.
Theodore: Oh Brian, you're so - (sigh), so *brutal*!
Brian: Yeah, yeah, don't get all soppy on me or I'll give you one too.
Theodore: (swoons and faints in delight)
Brian: Jesus H. Christ! If you weren't me bird's bruvvah...
Theodore: Oh I say, what a jolly wheeze.
Brian: Yeah, (heh heh), there was blood and teef everywhere. 'E was in 'ospital fer a mumf.
Theodore: Oh Brian, you're so - (sigh), so *brutal*!
Brian: Yeah, yeah, don't get all soppy on me or I'll give you one too.
Theodore: (swoons and faints in delight)
Brian: Jesus H. Christ! If you weren't me bird's bruvvah...
by Doris M. Smith October 11, 2008
Get the Five-finger love ring mug.a phrase coming from -where else? If you said Mario Puzo's The Godfather you guessed right- meaning, doff me a hat and respect my authority or else...
mother: I am taking over as the Don Corleone of this house; enough is enough. David. you are such a rotten apple. now it's time for you to either kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.
David: Since I am too late to save your sinking Titanic, I mean my sinking Titanic, what are the consequences.
mother: either you are going to save your sinking Titanic or you can shack up with your girlfriend and try to flap your own wings. The ball is in your half court.
David: Since I am too late to save your sinking Titanic, I mean my sinking Titanic, what are the consequences.
mother: either you are going to save your sinking Titanic or you can shack up with your girlfriend and try to flap your own wings. The ball is in your half court.
by Sexydimma September 14, 2013
Get the kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die mug.When ones flaccid penis is put into an empty beer can and made erect by porn or some other method.
Often used at frat hazings.
Often used at frat hazings.
by thecamel33 March 15, 2016
Get the Hobo's Cock Ring mug.The act of calling your friends to let them know that you want to speak to them. You call, let the phone ring once and hang up. If they feel like talking to you, they'll call you back.
Jeff: Oh, Jane just gave me a one ring. Wonder what she wants?
Calls her straight away.
Jane: Hi Jeff. Just wanted to say hi and see whats new in your life? blah....blah...blah
Calls her straight away.
Jane: Hi Jeff. Just wanted to say hi and see whats new in your life? blah....blah...blah
by Luv2Bcrazy September 9, 2009
Get the one ring mug.When someone shits in a circle around your dick and then gives you a blow job. A vanilla pudding ring is when someone uses semen instead of shit.
by The Third Guide to Life July 14, 2010
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