pattern recognition

The ability to recognize patterns of behavior among racial and ethnic groups.

John: I got my car stolen at gunpoint in the city last night.
Tom: Oh, no! I'm sorry to hear that! Let me guess-- a black stole it?
John: Woah, woah! That sounded racist! I mean, yeah, a black person stole it, but what's his race got anything to do with it?
Tom: Not racism, buddy. It's called pattern recognition.

by YorkFever December 13, 2024

Patty Cake Sigma

Sex. Clappin' cheeks.

"What was that clapping sound coming from the bedroom?"

"Oh, we were just playing Patty Cake Sigma."

by Slimdiggity December 22, 2024

Patty Smacker

Its when you put a McDouble between their ass cheeks, then spank their ass cheps and make the McDouble jiggle with their ass.

My girlfriend asked me if I was a patty smacker, and I said "Hell Yeah!"

by bjackiscool February 12, 2026

Patty

A pathetic person that isn't worth arguing or fighting with.

He's not worth it mate, he's just a patty.

by zeem01 March 5, 2025

Patti

Verb v - to vex someone or to annoy something

"Hey John, what a fine day we have today!"
"Hey Kate, don't Patti me, you're scaring the birds!"

by wetcatwithahat March 24, 2025

Pattern blindness

An effect caused by staring at something for so long that the person's vision becomes warped or distorted

"I stared at a wall for so long I got pattern blindness." (not a real quote)

by You'renotauthorizedtobehere April 30, 2025

Pattycakes

Homosexual hair stylist who pretends to like you but then messes your hair up on purpose. Thinks he can turn straight guys gay. Loves to play dress up and thinks the TV is talking to him.

Pattycakes gave me bangs without my permission.

by Sunnybrella17 May 11, 2025