Ass Potato

Feces developed by a creature of any form. (Shit)

I gotta take a major ass potato

by patricia morarez October 13, 2020

Potato zombie

nonsense

"That's a load of potato zombie"

by Chit4brans October 15, 2020

mystic potato

1# What you call someone who is really cool or has good vibes.

2# Nickname for friend or significant other.

1# Whoa dude look at abby, she is such a mystic potato!
2# Hey my mystic potato how you doin?

by Doggydoggboi February 26, 2023

Potato math

Something that is both entirely pointless and unnecessarily complicated.

Guy 1 “it would take 12 banks of 240000 potatoes wired in series to start a car”

Guy 2 “quit doing potato math and get to work”

by Prince Korr March 15, 2023

Dirty Potato

When an individual with a penis and testicles inserts said testicles into their partner's anus. Oftentimes, the "potatoes" will come out covered in feces.

A sexual act that is not for the faint of heart.

Ashley and I did the Dirty Potato last night.

by johnfortnitekreger February 1, 2023

Potato Head

A Russian-Kazakh Minecraft nerd who calls you 'Fucking Donkey' and shouts at you when you move 1 pixel in the wrong direction in Minecraft, and who's name might or might not be 'Ivan'.

Guy 1: i'm going to build a functioning chair in my Minecraft survival world
Potato Head: You fucking donkey stop it you're wasting time you don't need it just kill the iron golem you donkey!
Guy 1: Ok Potato Head

by Neovenatoor May 14, 2023

Big potato

Big lady butt

I grabbed the big potato

by Pryocatfish October 23, 2019