Dirty Potato

A demeaning sexual gesture involving smearing feces on one's testicles and tea-bagging an individual while they are unaware.

I gave my cheating ex-girlfriend a dirty potato on her birthday.

by D.isfor.Donut September 4, 2018

Potato zombie

nonsense

"That's a load of potato zombie"

by Chit4brans October 15, 2020

Hairy Potato

Hairy Potato, also known otherwise as HP, is currently Selena Gomez's boyfriend. He plays Ernie in the classic, Sesame Street. However, he does not love Selena Gomez as he is the big gay. Usually, before he goes to sleep at night, Hairy Potato slicks his hair back with some coochie cleaner. He is friends with Nick Jonas, Tracer, Winston, and Widowmaker.

"Hairy Potato is fat, stupid, and a horse girl!"

by Thiccy Niccy's Friend December 6, 2018

Potato Headed

A word used to describe a person in most cases a woman with an oddly shaped or greatly out of proportion head or facial feature.

That woman's potato headed features consist of a large square chin large forehead and gummy smile.

by Webster Jaxburt March 12, 2022

Potato knubs

Slang word for sweet potato tater tots. Commonly used by 6th grade students.

Tonight mom made us some potato knubs for dinner

by Sky._.412 February 28, 2017

potato glove

a plastic glove with a rough sandpapery surface used primarily to scrape peelings off of raw potatos. It's other lesser know application is self abuse by people traveling to the north woods who lock themselves inside their trailers all weekend to view low bandwith pron and potato glove themselves all weekend.

My brother came up to camp but ended up locked in his trailer all weekend with his laptop and his potato glove.

by The-Hawk September 29, 2009

Potato math

Something that is both entirely pointless and unnecessarily complicated.

Guy 1 “it would take 12 banks of 240000 potatoes wired in series to start a car”

Guy 2 “quit doing potato math and get to work”

by Prince Korr March 15, 2023