Pancakes

When someone has huge nipples.

The strip club was awesome until Zippy the huge, pulled off her shirt to reveal some dark pancakes.

by Renal Ultrasound March 25, 2003

making pancakes

masturbating, usually used with males

I caught my brother making pancakes in the bathroom last night.

by Rora September 21, 2005

Pancakes

A slang term for crack cocaine and flapjacks

This term started after the episode of Family Guy when Meg inadvertently tricks a social worker into thinking Stewie is addicted to crack

Some guy: I gotta score some Pancakes man
Another guy: It's a little late for breakfast don't you think?

by Glenjamin87 August 23, 2009

Pity Pancakes

When, the morning after a personally trying event, your parent or significant other voluntarily makes you breakfast out of sympathy.

Man, yesterday I was fired, failed a test, was rear-ended, and got a parking ticket... but today I feasted on chocolaty pity pancakes made from scratch! Thanks, mom!

by Felicific May 26, 2009

Pancaking

In the squirrels community, pancaking is a type of physical form of relaxation. It's when a squirrel is so relaxed that it will lay down on it's stomach with it's back legs flat out and just lay there all content. It's called pancaking because of the way they seem to become as flat as a pancake during this activity.

"It's so cute how Hermione loves to pancake on top of my head!"

"Look at that group of pancaking squirrels on the rock over there!"

"Ginny was all pancaked out last night on top of her cage before bed! She was so sleepy!"

by Skayda July 17, 2014

Pancakes

Because words are hard, pancakes is an expression of fondness, infatuation, and affection when no other expression seems to fit or is appropriate. It is something you can say to someone so that they will know, and you will know, even though neither of you really know. There is also an emoji for it, so that is nice.

Did you tell her how you feel?

No, I got tongue-tied and said, "I really like pancakes."
Well, did she get it?
Yeah, because she said she likes pancakes too, and then we totally nibbled.

by kinkybabysteps May 25, 2019

Pancakeified

when you sit on your ass so much that it gets pancakeified
(just an excuse for two things, one a flat ass, two sitting on it all day)

"omg I sat down for so long today I think I pancakeified my backside

by jess the flat ass bish August 8, 2021