pussy ass bitch 

some one who isn't worth Shit, Never does anything right, and you don't want them on your Team.

Tim you pussy ass bitch.

pussy ass bitch by TjigsawC October 5, 2006

pussy blindness 

A condition which afflicts straight men (and possibly lesbian women) which impairs their ability to use sound judgment and common sense. Most often brought about by recent contact with vagina and/or the future potential of vaginal contact. Destroys interpersonal relationships, mental and emotional health and possibly small animals. First appeared in Greek mythology. Odysseus famously resisted pussy blindness by having his boat's crew tie him to the mast of his ship.

Dude 1: Man, B's been MIA since he's been hit by that pussy blindness!

Dude 2: Yeah, it's like he's forgotten that he has friends or family!

pussy blindness by ELesque March 10, 2010

Pussy Resin 

The dried up crusty and smelly remnants from a sexually active woman's pussy.

Man 1: So bro, did you have a good time fucking Shaneeta last night?

Man 2: Hell no!! The ho had so much pussy resin in her vag, my cock could not find a suitable place to co-exist with all the shit!!

Man 1: You gotta expect that shit when you date whores.

Pussy Resin by Luv2right September 22, 2009

Pussy Pot 

When a person, usually a woman, has a fat roll that protudes above the genatiles and below the waist line. This is usually brought on by wearing pants that are too tight and force the fat down and out.
Can be shortened to P Pot.

"Yeah how fat was she"
"Well she had a pussy pot"

Pussy Pot by Magnum357 July 27, 2008

pussy to text ratio 

This is a ratio applied to certain bros that have a very significant texting relationship with a certain chick. A low pussy to text ratio would imply that this bro is not getting the amount of pussy that he deserves based on the amount of meaningless text conversations he has with said chick.

Pussy to text ratio = amount of pussy / amount of mind-numbing texts

Sean: Dude, what the hell. You've been textin that chick like its your job. How have you not shown her your snake yet?

Jake: I don't wanna talk about it man.

Sean: Your pussy to text ratio is lower than my grandpa's balls, and those balls are very low.

pussy to text ratio by chelseafc October 1, 2010

Pussy hound

Dog that is 1/16th cat.

From Family Guy:

Peter: Hey, just out of curiosity, what breed are you?

Vinnie: Actually, I'm a pussy hound.

Peter: Really? All right!!

Vinnie: That just means I'm 1/16th cat.

Peter: Oh, I wish you hadn't told me that.

Pussy hound by ferdas70 November 25, 2013

pussy whiff 

1. The fresh delectable fragrance of a womans pussy when she is aroused.
2. The first scent of clean pussy when removing a womans underwear.

As I undid her zipper and opened her jeans her hint of pussy whiff excited me even more.

pussy whiff by Binndere_Dundat October 23, 2006