bone sceptor

a phallic sceptor

the sorcerer smited that bitch with his bone sceptor

by yeabod December 13, 2011

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Bone Wedge

When you wake up in the morning to your boyfriend/husband with a boner wedged in your back.

" Oh man, Jason gave me the biggest bone wedge this morning, but I wasn't in the mood, so I pretended i was asleep."

by engbee April 22, 2009

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Mr. Bones

An absolute shitter.

Mr. Bones is an absolute shitter.

by Gronke April 14, 2022

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bathing the bone

is anytime a girl gets a guy's penis wet with some of her fluids or yet another way of having sex

Alexie knew that buying Sofia flowers would be another step towards her bathing the bone.

by von groovy September 15, 2017

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shadow and bone

an amazing book and amazing tv series about a magic sun girlie who finds out she is a magic sun girlie and is whisked away to train with other magic girlies and a magic shadow general. then she leaves behind the doormat love interest to train with BEN BARNES. and then runs away again to be with the doormat…

“shadow and bone is an amazing show!”
“have u read the books?”
“no… besides the show is like so fast paced and kaz is so hot!”

“yes and don’t talk to me ever again”

by milotheGOAT March 21, 2023

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