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Ciaran’s muffins

Ciaran’s muffins comes from a folk tale about a boy named Ciaran who made the shittest muffins physically possible and killed people by giving it to them. Ciaran’s muffins is a way to describe something that is terrible and awful
My god, that baby tasted like Ciaran’s muffins.
by Choud Boy April 2, 2019
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Muffin Man

Muffin man are always the type of people who are dumb and are wierdos and should probably go suck a dick
Hey Muffin Man youre a goddamn wierdo and you should go suck a dick
by Palli_Pulsa October 29, 2019
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Muffin Buffer

MUFFIN BUFFER CAN BE USED IN REFERENCE TO ANYTHING, BIG OR SMALL, WHICH COULD BE USED WHILE BUFFIN' THE MUFFIN IN A DELIBERATE OR NON-DELIBERATE MANNER SO AS TO ACHIEVE OR CAUSE SEXUAL STIMULATION OF A WOMANS GENITALIA.

A MOTORCYCLE COULD BE A MUFFIN BUFFER, A HOUSEHOLD ITEM COULD BE USED, THOUGH TYPICALLY WOULD HAVE A SMALL VIBRATING MOTOR WITHIN THE ITEM.

SALLY AND SUSAN TOOK TURNS USING THEIR MUFFIN BUFFERS WHILE FILMING ONE ANOTHER.

ERICH LOVED TO RIDE HIS HOG EVEN THOUGH SALLY COULD NOT TAKE THE MUFFIN BUFFER MOVEMENT AND VIBRATIONS ON HER CLIT.
I carry a muffin buffer with me at all times and whenever I'm able. I ride my muffin buffer motorcycle around town and I've had orgasm after orgasm all because my little bike moves just right and rumbles when she needs to.
by CallieMuffin September 9, 2018
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Muffin Mittens

When the clitoris of a vagina is so large and fatty that it gets cold and you have to put socks in your underwear.
"Yo my clit is so cold rn."

"Oh, just put on your muffin mittens."
by Whatupdoc October 9, 2014
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muffin pouch

A “stay freshcontainer in which Marty-O holds primarily muffins.
Sometimes when Marty O of Altitude Sport Radio 92.5 Is hungry, he reaches for his muffin pouch for a snack.
by Colora_Dan October 23, 2020
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Hamster muffin

A popular video/picture of a muffin that looks like a hamster. Or is it a hamster that looks like a muffin?
Someone: is that a hamster?

Someone else: nah it’s a muffin

Me: it is a hamster muffin
by I luv dogs June 27, 2023
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Stud Muffin

A stud Muffin is someone who is a ripped dude at the gym who gets all the Pu$$y and gets laid like a chicken does eggs, 24/7. He is that one guy who has been liked throughout his whole school career and does more weight lifting and getting the ladies than actual homework, he is the STUD MUFFIN.
"Have you seen Brad lately? What a Stud Muffin, He is getting huge! Almost as big as his ego"
by SUBIBRO July 23, 2017
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