Aids muffin

Someone with a muffin tuck who has aids

I cant go to the store without seeing an aids muffin

by Toastees March 19, 2018

boner muffin

When you have a boner, and it's sticking out of the top of your pants. It looks like a muffin, so it is also known as a boner muffin.

Damn man, i was sitting in class today and the girl next to me saw my boner muffin sticking out of my pants, i think she liked it.

by SchmiddyMaster May 12, 2016

Puffy muffin

Puffy muffin: when frequent sex causes a girl's labias to swell.

I'd love to jam but you did me so hard last night that I have a puffy muffin.

by Brenda Staines August 26, 2016

Hood Muffin

a hood ass bitch that's loud as hell and claps when she fights/gets excited. (Sometimes has cheetah print tattoos or gold teeth)

Bro I smashed this chick last night who was rocking apple bottom jeans and phat farms.

So you got yourself a hood muffin.

by RealRootbeer August 8, 2016

muffin snatcher

someone who grabs vaginas due to muffin meaning vagina and snatcher meaning a person who grabs

Our president Donald Trump is considered a "muffin snatcher" because he has been known to say grab them by the pussy.

by One Legged Jeff January 29, 2017

stress muffin

When you are so stressed that you curl yourself into a ball and cry a little bit.

I should be studying for that test but I'm a stress muffin

by stripezandsparklez February 5, 2017

Mighty muffin

It means a good muffin. The food.

1: could I have a box of mighty muffins

2: yes here u go

by Mightymuffins December 30, 2019