egglish muffin

a muffin sandwich containing eggs with or without additional ingredients eg. ham, cheese, bacon.

cheese egglish muffin

by rrocket_man September 08, 2010

hobo muffin

Derogatory term for a person of less intelligence than you/an idiot.
Someone who has just done something less than smart.
Someone who is boring or neuteral.
A word to say when you can't think of anything else to say.
Random.

Oh my god, you're such a hobo muffin!
Look at that hobo muffin, he's so stupid.
I don't know, she was just being a hobo muffin.
Wow, that's a hobo muffin moment right there.

by Thepea Lord November 27, 2010

Swick muffin

I don't know I just made it up; can't just put a word up and say it's a real word

Shut up Geoff it's your birthday you swick muffin

by Sophielol August 22, 2015

muffin fist

That little bit of shit you get on your fist when you ass blast someone wrist deep

Mark: Hey Richard, what's that on your knuckles

Richard: oh it's some muffin fist.

by lnlgoMontoya March 29, 2018

muffin pouch

A “stay fresh”container in which Marty-O holds primarily muffins.

Sometimes when Marty O of Altitude Sport Radio 92.5 Is hungry, he reaches for his muffin pouch for a snack.

by Colora_Dan October 23, 2020

muffin snatcher

someone who grabs vaginas due to muffin meaning vagina and snatcher meaning a person who grabs

Our president Donald Trump is considered a "muffin snatcher" because he has been known to say grab them by the pussy.

by One Legged Jeff January 30, 2017

boner muffin

When you have a boner, and it's sticking out of the top of your pants. It looks like a muffin, so it is also known as a boner muffin.

Damn man, i was sitting in class today and the girl next to me saw my boner muffin sticking out of my pants, i think she liked it.

by SchmiddyMaster May 09, 2016