mike jones

a broke gangsta that spits the mic with authority.

the reason why you mofos struggle is cause you f***ers dont have no hustle muscle..........MIKE JONEEES

by marcus allen March 29, 2005

Mike Pounds

Donald Trump trying to say "Mike Pence" while high on Adderall

Fat Orange Nixon slowly listed off a group of GOP complicit traitors attending a recent meeting and mangled First Lady Mike Pence's name. "Chuck Grassley was there; Joni Ernst and John Thune; and Mike Pounds. Just a whole group of great people."

by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020

mike orr

A chump ass nigga that talks mad shit but gets beat up daily. He is pretty much the biggest asshole loser you'll ever meet.

Did you see that Mike Orr at the zoo today?

by lajg December 22, 2010

Doing a mike

When someone says to you that your blushing or giggling, you go off your head and start to rage at everyone you can find even if they are on the other side of the country. you then block all of the people you raged at on facebook,msn,skype and everything else for a month and then ask the girl to choose who she wants to be friends with or they wont talk to them at all and pretend that nothing ever happend.

You also say watta head alot

omg look at that guy raging he is doing a mike uleh

by hardlyfamousiscompletelyawesom July 24, 2010

Drop the mike

Retarded way to say drop the mic.

Did you drop the mike? No I'm not a retard.

by Imagodforyou123 October 24, 2018

morbid mike

a cool ass guy whose real name is mike rosenbloom and he goes to srchs.he loves ribs and his freinds a f*cking awesome.

YO! did u see morbid mike?hes so fucking cool!

by alabo October 23, 2006

Big Mike

11/10, sexiest man known to mankind, Lowkey pulls

Simp Unconfirmed

Major Stoner

Jesus turned water into wine, Big mike can turn your bitch into mine

Beware of Big Mike, He will steal ya girl, On God No cap

by JesusLover662 April 22, 2021