Minecraft

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by Definingdefiner July 5, 2016

Minecraftian

A person addicted to minecraft; a minecraft fan

Dude 1. Man, you're obsessed with that game! Do you ever take a break?

Dude 2. No, cuz i'm a minecraftian.

by Mr. Pazizzle June 26, 2014

dirty minecraft

The act of painting your penis green with the pattern of a creeper, attaching c-4 to the bottom of your penis and detonating it in side a female's vagina. Causes great grief.

"Did you hear lucas totally dirty minecrafted evan's butthole last night!"

"yeah it was totally griefed!"

by mr. 10100101010 October 26, 2012

Mineral oil

Similar to Metamucil but a bit worse. This shit will make you shit oil outta your ass for weeks!!

My grandma takes mineral oil and has frequent underwear accidents.

by Terri March 2, 2004

minekey

a minekey is an online conversation that follows the following principles:
1: Making a statement/question/opinion
2: agreeing/disagreeing with that statement
3: discussing the statement with others

"Hey, did you see the minekey about president bush? What do you think?

by throwdown19 August 22, 2008

minesweeper depression

A state of depression induced by pressing the square right next to the one you meant to press, resulting in a lost game. (often experienced when playing minesweeper on a touchscreen)

Max: "How's your game going?"
Uldis: "Aarrghhr *facepalm*
Max: "Aww dude, are you going to have a minesweeper depression?"

by mx781 October 12, 2011

Miners Helmet

a flash light strapped to the shaft of your cock (shlong, penis, 3rd leg, banger etc) for finding your way in the dark during the night if and when you wake up with your tent pichted, aka mornin glory.. to be used on turgid tadgers, brickers and pingers if you prefer the hands free version, if not then flacid will do also with the hands on approach.

"DAMN IT!.. need a piss! and the electric has run out!!.. time to dawn the miners helmet and seeing as I have a pinger, I shall be opting for the hands free approach"

miners helmet pinger bellend

by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 27, 2011