Band Kid

A band kid, also known as a reddit kid, is a person whose humor consists if t-poses, deep fried memes, a severe misunderstanding of post-irony, the USSR (100% this person is non-communistic and thinks Stalin created communism), the 🅱️ meme, and etc.
Sidenote: Not all people in band are band kids, and band kids not in bad are simply referred as a reddit kid.

Nathan: Have you seen what Kyle has been posting recently?
Damian: Yeah its just shitty 2018 memes and PewDiePie quotes. What a band kid.

by Actually_Sorabji August 21, 2022

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Supra kid

A child age 9-14 who doesn’t know much at all about cars but likes JDM (Japanese domestic market) cars and who’s favourite car is a mk4 supra. They often use cars as a style or trend much like TikTok skaters.

Supra kid: I like cars

Guy: what’s your dream car
Supra kid: a supra
Guy: oh… any other dream cars l:
Supra kid: an r34!!!

by Jesse purpleman October 3, 2022

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kerosene kid

A shock video of a young boy burning a live baby

Baby cam footage of a 7-10 year old boy walking into a babies room with a small bottle. The boy proceeds to pour the liquid (likely lighter fluid) from the bottle all over the baby. He then uses a lighter and lights the poor thing on fire. Then he steps back and the video ends after 2-ish more seconds. All of this while "Ave Maria" is playing.

I remember watching this bullshit when I was like 12 and I cant find it since. If you do find it DONT WATCH IT!

Jesse: hey remember the kerosene kid?

Walter: why the fuck did you bring that back to my memory. after remembering that I wish I was the baby.

Jesse: AAAAAVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAA!!!!

by Definitionary October 21, 2022

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