jersey devil

a mythical beast from jersey, about 4 foot tall and eats small animals.

dude i think snooki is the jersey devil!!!

by holyshit!!!!!!!! January 3, 2011

new jersey tuxedo

Outfit comprised of denim jeans and a jean jacket. Popular not only with residents of New Jersey, but appreciated and worn proudly by clueless hillbillies from Florida to Idaho.

Debby Jean: Look at him in his New Jersey tuxedo! That man is gonna take me to the all-you-can-eat buffet!

by Jeffrey Tacklebox September 14, 2008

New Jersey

The most depressing place in the world. nothing to do, nowhere to go, and no one to like.

i hate it. and so do like, a million people. who would come here?

new jersey is the most depressing state in the world!! lets all go move to cali!!

by ihatejersey April 4, 2009

New Jersey

our nation's armpit.

Person: Let's go to New Jersey.

other person: why would we ever do that?

by *Puerta* September 28, 2006

new jersey

A land of great evil. Also known as one the most stinkiest places in all of man kind. One day I decided that I would have to travel through the land of great evil. Little did I know what great evil lied in it. First, as I was driving I noticed that all of my fellow car drivers were extremely bad at driving. This is one of the first things that one encounters in the land of evil. Second, I decided that I would get a bite to eat for the rest of my journey. Little did I know that in the towns it is full of Mall after Mall after Mall to infinity. Culture is extremely rare in this cursed land. From what I could see the land of New Jersey, it might as well been named Caucasia. When I finally exited the cursed land I sighed in relief.

"No man go in those waters; no man come out"

by Mateo February 28, 2005

jersey city, NJ

1. n.
a. City half an hour away from Manhattan by PATH train.

b. The eighth circle of Hell, a la Dante.

"Dude, you see the fire last night?" "Yeah, Jersey City's a frikkin' hellhole."

by Susannah G-P July 19, 2005

Jersey Girl

A girl from anywhere in the state of New Jersey, or the close surrounding areas. Quite often mistakenly equated to trash (of the white or Italian variety), but unlike Jersey Girls, trash get's picked up. A synonym for Guidette.

Vitto: What the heck is wrong with her?
Tony: She's a Jersey Girl.
Vitto: Oh, then we'd best steer clear.

by wazzletoff February 23, 2011