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Mother goose

Wants to ask your mum a question

Me: MOTHER GOOSE !

Mum : yess
Mother goose by Cxnnxe January 26, 2020

p goobed 

To get shit on
I got absolutely p goobed last night.
p goobed by EpicVicRoy April 21, 2020

silly goose moment 

when you’re a total sussy baka and do something funny
man, lilah just had such a silly goose moment

kerbing the goose 

'He kerbed the goose'
'I was kerbing the goose'
'He kerbed the goose real good'
Verb; "to goose". Basically it's when you do a rape, its called "goosing".

Named after Goose, who pioneered the art of goosing by combining the activities of suprise sex and having a silly name.
"Shit dude! That girls covered in blood!"

"Probably been goosed"

"But her leg is broken!"

"Yep..."
Goose by pagemeister May 3, 2008
the worst insult possible with the least effort
Yo, your such a goose.
Goose by dingdonghello2 November 2, 2009