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why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself? 

A deragotory question used to end a argument. Meaning to suggest that somebody leave the inside of a dwelling to go outside where he/she then hides in order to win in the game that nobody else will play in what the feel is a good hiding place and begins masturbating - by themself.
Hey, joe I really enjoyed this wonderful conversation on thermal dynamics, now why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself.
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Gotcha Game

A video game that bombards you with microtransactions, usually "free to play".

The word is derived from how the games usually "get you" by luring you in with quick and rewarding mechanics at first, only to take those mechanics away and charge for them later on.
Friend #1: Hey, do you play Clash of Clans?
Friend #2: Sorry man, I don't play gotcha games.
Gotcha Game by cowthe2000 October 27, 2019

He Got Game 

A common expression used to identify someone on a basketball court who is playing strong offense and shut-down defense... the title of Spike Lee's film "He Got Game"
Jesus already has nearly all his teams points and is playing the best D i've seen in years. You better watch out for that cause he got game

Concerted Game 

1. Antonym of cockblock.
2. Spitting game about how awesome you are, but more importantly, how good your friends are.
3. Taking one for the team when necessary.
4. Making sure everyone gets some that night, at (almost) any cost.
Look, there's three girls and three of us. Instead of all trying to hook up with the hot one, let's use concerted game! Alex, you get the fat friend while Andy and I will flip a coin for the hot bitch. The loser will get the intellectual.

Flash game 

games you play online and you require the flash player
Guy 1: I like to play flash games
Guy 2:it’s not 2008

Cat Game 

A fictional game occasionally played by cops and highway patrolmen in Super Troopers, wishing to get a kick out of life, and have some fun with their job.

The objective is to say "meow" as many times as possible to the driver you just pulled over. Foster currently holds the record at 10.
Ten? Starting right meow?

All right meow, hand over your license and registration.

Your registration? Hurry up meow.

Allright meow where were we?

Don't think boy, meow do you know how fast you were goin'?

Meow what is so damn funny?
Cat Game by BigMace255 June 3, 2005

perfect game 

When you take a dump, wipe once, check toilet paper and nothing is there except clean white paper.

person 1: How the hell did you poop? we are out of toilet paper?
person 2: I just knew I was going to throw a perfect game.

person 1: man that was a fast shit. how'd you do it?
person 2: i pitched a perfect game.

Me: Yo Jesse, i just got off the toilet and feel great
Jesse: how come?
Me: Because I threw a perfect game!

perfect game by Beamen December 3, 2007