Ryan Gosling is a real human bean.
by JudasPriestFireballZ July 20, 2019
My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- www.realultimatepower.net
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- www.realultimatepower.net
by track-10 January 22, 2003
Ain'tcha heard? It's that new show where they take one white guy and make him live with six of the craziest black people.
From The Mad Real World:
White guy: "Tyree...you stabbed my dad! And you had sex with Katie."
Tyree: "Now wait a minute you got that all wrong. I ain't have sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed-ed it."
Katie: "Yeah, Tyree, you had sex with me too..."
Tyree: "Correction. I had sex with Katie."
White guy: "Tyree...you stabbed my dad! And you had sex with Katie."
Tyree: "Now wait a minute you got that all wrong. I ain't have sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed-ed it."
Katie: "Yeah, Tyree, you had sex with me too..."
Tyree: "Correction. I had sex with Katie."
by Jghd erguiordf August 20, 2006
by GOD March 02, 2005
Drink Up:
I think the warning on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid.
Here are a few I would suggest:
"Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was."
I think the warning on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid.
Here are a few I would suggest:
"Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was."
Extended: Real Realism For Realists
"Drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one."
"If you drink long enough, at some point you will vomit up the lining of your stomach."
"Use this product and you may wake up in Morocco wearing a cowboy suit and tongue-kissing a transmission salesman."
"Men: When emptying your pockets after a night of using this product, you may come across a human finger, a wad of Turkish money and a snapshot of a naked ex-convict named Dogmeat. The photo will be scribed, 'To Dave, my new old lady.'"
"Women: Drinking this product and enough of it and you will spend the rest of your life raising malnourished children and rusting trailer with a man that sleeps all day. Except for rapes."
"Drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one."
"If you drink long enough, at some point you will vomit up the lining of your stomach."
"Use this product and you may wake up in Morocco wearing a cowboy suit and tongue-kissing a transmission salesman."
"Men: When emptying your pockets after a night of using this product, you may come across a human finger, a wad of Turkish money and a snapshot of a naked ex-convict named Dogmeat. The photo will be scribed, 'To Dave, my new old lady.'"
"Women: Drinking this product and enough of it and you will spend the rest of your life raising malnourished children and rusting trailer with a man that sleeps all day. Except for rapes."
by BorisTheBitchhound January 25, 2010
A universal insult that can be used in any situation. It will quell arguments and is the supreme insult.
Person 1: Your mum is a fat, smelly hooker!
Person 2: Get a real haircut!!
Person 1: Damn, I'm sorry. *Walks away saddened knowing they have just been burned*
burned
Person 2: Get a real haircut!!
Person 1: Damn, I'm sorry. *Walks away saddened knowing they have just been burned*
burned
by Godow Nonmi October 31, 2010
The time between 1:00 AM and 5:30 AM where people leave their bedrooms in search of food, then stub their toe and wake the entire house up.
*at 2:30 AM*
-ah, I could really go for some doritos, it is REAL ISOPOD HOURS after al-
*stubs toe*
*screams*
-ah, I could really go for some doritos, it is REAL ISOPOD HOURS after al-
*stubs toe*
*screams*
by blinkythecomputer January 13, 2022