WALNUT DAY

A day when the ball sack is shriveled up, resembling a walnut shell

I woke the other morning and thought to myself, shit its going to be a 'walnut day', as my bollocks were shriveled up like a walnut shell.......... having a wrist twist(wank) makes it worse.....

by PJ DJ August 19, 2009

eBay Day

The day after Apple releases their latest iGadget when buyers sell last year's model on-line to try to recuperate some of their money.

John: "Today's the day! I got my iPhone 5!"
Jane: "Tomorrow is eBay Day. You can sell your 4S and get some of your money back!"

by MILatino September 22, 2012

Hay Daying

The act of playing hay day for a long period of time.

Me: What have you been doing today?
Sammy: Playing hay day.
Me: For 7 hours?
Sammy: Yeah I've been hay daying.

by TheJoeyP December 16, 2015

Pitt Day

A day of the year a whole bunch of drunk and drugged kids go into a field in Pitt Meadows that are from different areas in Vancouver and watch fireworks, drink more, get arrested, start fights, be hospitalized and stay up until 4am. Every age goes, but mostly ages 13-20 go. Kids like to watch from the park there as tons of drunk kids yell and scream from the big crowd of people. You better be prepared if you dare to enter the swarm of teenagers or you might come out not the same person.

Last year a kid got stabbed and since my friend lives near the field we offered him pizza without knowing he was running from the cops.

Person: Ready for Pitt Day?

Person 2: What’s Pitt Day?

Person: Ohh you’re in for a treat!

by CycugctHhh May 11, 2019

Floop Day

Floop Day is a day celebrated as often or as infrequent as one desires. It is preferably a group activity, however, one can celebrate Floop Day alone. Activities for Floop Day include ISketch, long AIM or telephone conversations, silly jokes, and lots of giggling. During Floop Day it is acceptable to act as childish as one pleases and laugh at anything. Personally, I love celebrating Floop Day with my best friend, Matty Ahkbar. Do not hesitate to celebrate Floop Day ASAP, and for days at a time! Remember to always be kind, peaceful, silly, and loving.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. Them other brothers cannot deny...Happy Floop Day.

by everydayshouldbefloopday December 2, 2009

god days

A term used by Christians who want to believe in both the bible and popular scientific theories (big bang, evolution, etc). The idea is that while the bible says it took god seven days to make the universe, it did not specify seven standard 24 days on Earth.
Rather, it is assumed that seven days to god were millions of years to humans.

Steve: How can you believe in the big bang theory when you just said you believed god created the earth in seven days?

Jeff: WOAH MAN! Those were GOD days, not human days.

Steve: .......

by XcoldhandsX September 9, 2011

Catboy Day

Catboy Day Is the day where Catboys and people alike celebrate the day Catboy & Co. was founded.

Catboy & Co. was founded in April 2021 by PhotonSP and it’s current COO, qvioa, manages global Catboy Operations.

Catboy & Co. was founded to make the entire world Catboys by 2022 by using 5G waves to Implement the Catboy Atoms into the body, these waves are beamed via Photon Satellites launched from the Electron Rocket by Rocket Lab

Symptoms found on Catboy Day are listed as:

Playing games with photon
Praising photon
Being enslaved by photon
Sent to space by the Ultraviolet Rocket from Photon Space Agency

Person 1 “ Today is catboy day! “
Person 2 “ I AM HAVING CONVULSIONS OF THE AMOUNT OF EXCIMENT IM CONSUMING

by Carbon Fiber April 9, 2021