The Wurtingers are very smart. They have a lot of lawyers who will save ur ass when u coked too much.
Also they all have really fat asses and are able to do the schreibers'switch all the time under any circumstances.
They have low tolarnce towards alc and are "einfach die beeeschten"
Although they don't have much in the front they do in the back trust me.
Also they all have really fat asses and are able to do the schreibers'switch all the time under any circumstances.
They have low tolarnce towards alc and are "einfach die beeeschten"
Although they don't have much in the front they do in the back trust me.
Girl 1: "Look at that FAT dump truck. WHOS THAT?"
Girl 2: That's Family Wurtinger he benches 100kg and can hip thrust u if u know what i mean"
Girl 2: That's Family Wurtinger he benches 100kg and can hip thrust u if u know what i mean"
by Wurti April 22, 2023
Get the Family Wurtingermug. The act of cutting a theme park ride line by lying or telling people you have family/friends you’re trying to get to.
Man 1: Yo dude how did you get back so fast that line was long asf.
Man 2: Oh it’s simple I just did an Indian Family.
Man 2: Oh it’s simple I just did an Indian Family.
by Noah4200000 May 5, 2025
Get the Indian Familymug. by Jakok May 7, 2021
Get the Ribs Familymug. Deceptively-wholesome/harmless code-term for sexual intercourse without a condom --- i.e., a hugely-enjoyable "game" (baseball, don't ya know... yeah, "fourth base"!) dat is "sociably open" to STARTING or ADDING TO a FAMILY!!
Parents beware --- anytime a starry-eyed teenage stud claims dat he just wants to engage in "family-friendly fun" wif your "little pumpkin", think twice about giving da a-okay... said request/assertion may not be nearly so innocent as it seems! :P
by QuacksO January 16, 2023
Get the family-friendly funmug. A scary-ass incurable condition cause by none other than prions. Worst part it can spread to other people via contaminated surgical equipment.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 11, 2025
Get the fatal familial insomniamug. by KINGKRUNCH March 31, 2024
Get the Familymug. 