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Queer Dodging

Queer dodging is when you deliberately change from channel to channel on the tv to avoid having to listen to/see queers and/or faggots such as Adam Lambert or Justin Bieber.
Person1: Why do you keep changing the channel whenever they show justin beiber?

Person2: Just dodging queers.

Person1: Queer Dodging?

Person2: Yup.
by TyKo August 25, 2010
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dancing dodger

A light-in-his-loafers homosexual man who refuses to swallow the semen after performing fellatio. Similar to a dodger, but involving sexual acts between two men.
Steve was blowing me last night, but he totally left me with blue balls because he didn't like the taste of cum! What a dancing dodger.
by Eight equals d minus May 6, 2011
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Brown Dodgeball

Both partner swallows large amounts of laxative, then fills water balloons up with their diarrhoea. While nude they then proceed to pelt each other with diarrhoea water balloons. When all the fecal filled water balloons runs out, both partners then have to proceed to ingest all remaining diarrhoea that is on the other partner.
1. Hey wanna brown dodgeball and chill?
2. My kids walked in on my wife and I playing brown dodgeball!
by CJMDSTB February 3, 2017
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dodge demon

by Car guy #69 December 24, 2017
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Toffee dodger

When a woman refuses sexual intercourse with a male for any reason such as crusty penis or she is a lesbian.
Woman 1: did you have sex with marvin last night.

Woman 2: No his penis was all crusty.

Woman 1: Eww, so you successfully dodged his Toffee

Woman 2: Yeah im a proffessional toffee dodger to the MAX
by jimmythehat1234 June 14, 2011
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Dodgy Club

A circle of friends involved in Dodginesson a regular basis.

Dodgy Club members can usually be recognised by the compulsory 'hint of gnome'that accompanies all Dodgy Club group activities.
The first rule of Dodgy Club is that you don't talk about Dodgy Club.
by garden ornament April 30, 2006
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Duck Dodgers

Duck Dodgers is the codename of Duck. No, this has nothing to do with Daffy Duck of Bugs Bunny fame. Or not much.
Duck: QUACK QUACK. I got nothin' to wear to tha partay. OH SHI!!
by Brett February 17, 2005
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