Obligatory Crap

When someone gives you a hassle because they are supposed to, not because they mean it.

I'm surprised your wife let you play golf today? She gave me some obligatory crap, but she wanted to go shopping anyway.

by TartanMarine June 18, 2010

chunky crap

1) material that needs to be dressed away from plants.

2) slang term for red feces caused by high iron intake.

1) You need to clean that chunky crap from them plants so you can get down to the nitty gritty.

2) What a horrible chunky bowel movement.

by Robard June 16, 2007

ant crap

Small Stuff, some times exaggerated into appearing to be more than what it is. Trivial minutia which appears relevant but later is determined to be ant crap. Details.
Sort of related to ant, being small.
Related to Piss ant as an example of ant crap.

"Just saw the news. More ant crap"

It's friday night ant cr@p time.

by AntWonka March 31, 2007

Crap Bird

a sorry, worthless piece of shit individual who will crap all over you any chance they get

I can't believe I actually trusted that crap bird! He screwed me over royally!

by DJTiffers March 19, 2015

Crap a duck

When something goes wrong or when something doesn’t go your way

If you drop something then you say “crap a duck”

by Bp7741 January 02, 2019

Crap of Shame

A bowel movement on an exposed toilet with no stall. Typically perfomed by men at sporting events or in jail.

Doug shit his pants rather than take the Crap of Shame at a football game with his pals.

by BigPmpn March 22, 2014

crap lap

The sexual act where the woman starts doing anal and right when the man orgasm she shits on his lap

Man me and my girl tried the crap lap it was awesome

by yeetusfeetus February 08, 2021