Fuck the Covid-19 quarantine. Fuck being home all the time. I want to get the fuck out of this house. Fuck online school. Fuck zoom calls. Fuck my annoying family. Fuck it fuckity fuck fuck
by Avocado2004 March 16, 2021
After a 7 day covid isolation period of furious solo masturbation, the Covid Clam emerges from confinement wafting its pungent odor from beneath the confinement of her sweatpants.
"Omg, did you smell Kerry today, she smells like she just came out of isolation today, what a Covid Clam".
"Oh you bitch, you're such a covid clam".
"Oh you bitch, you're such a covid clam".
by TheSmellyclam May 13, 2022
When the plans you made before the pandemic eased now suck but you made them because you were desperate to do anything after lockdown.
we are literally only going away with your parents because we were Covid-Desperate…wish we were doing something else now.
by lucozadesnort September 10, 2021
by Dj KoniX April 13, 2022
Resembling or appearing to be Ron DeSantis
Steven Colbert said it best, “Scientists have confirmed that Covid-Dick is real; yes, but he prefers to be called Ron DeSantis
by MamaRiosNJ January 20, 2022
The name a Trump “patriot” had given his baby to remind him that his illegitimate son was born on the day he nearly lost his life, when he took part in the January 6 insurrection to unsuccessfully help the ex-president be re-elected undemocratically.
Diehard Trumpists or alt-right white supremacists would show unwavering loyalty to their Insurrectionist-in-Chief, and christening their newborn “Covid Trump” is one such faithful act of allegiance to the “anointed” one.
by MathPlus June 18, 2021
by @BigMac May 16, 2023