Cock of Justice

A cock of justice is cock of all cocks, transcending above other men's cocks. It has gone through the most honorable actions that a cock can go through. Scoring multiple women in a night, etc. Extremely hard to achieve. Only a few percentage of the population may attain the cock of justice. Shortly known as 'coj'

Kevin: Wow, who is that guy with 3 chicks by his side?
Patrick: Oh. He has the cock of justice
Phil (guy with cock of justice): I command the cock of justice

by Hardick Sukhdeep March 10, 2012

cock snatcher

A person who snatches cocks

Keep it in your pants, the cock snatcher is about

by bigdawg052 November 4, 2013

cock zero

A man whose sperm contains zero calories.

Jane: I am going back on diet
Stacey: Good, would it affect your sex life?
Jane: Not really, I still do bj's for hubby since he pays me cash for it lol
Stacey: Remember not to swallow since you are on diet...
Jane: Hubby is a cock zero, he's got no calories in his man sauce
Stacey: oh good for you Jane!

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

Cock Breakfast

When you wake up in the morning, notice your boyfriend has a morning wood, and you take full advantage of the situation by giving him head; ultimately swallowing his cum 'for breakfast'.

Man, I woke up this morning with one hell of a morning wood. My girlfriend saw my crotch when I got out of bed, and the next thing I know, she asked me for a cock breakfast! It was fuckin' sweet.

by NavelBoy August 31, 2014

Cock Scone

When someone is acting like a proverbial uptight dick. Thinks he's funny when his sense of humor resembles a dried up 4 month old douche. Completely useless and, just like it's name sake, likely never going to end up in someone's mouth without being spat out and regretted instantly.

Also the male version of a cunt muffin or twat waffle.

Why does every guy I date have to be a complete cock scone?

by Pocketwench September 17, 2014

Cock Crocs

When you put a condom on and it's the ugliest thing you've ever seen.

I was about to buy the new Trojan Ecstasy Condoms, but then I remembered when they looked like total Cock Crocs.

by jigganut March 7, 2015

Cock in the box

Used to discribe that moment when you have a hard dick and a closed pants but as soon as you open your pants your dick jumps out like a jack in the box

I dont like wearing this pants because it creates a mean cock in the box.

by The Fap Factory March 13, 2015